What if Dinosaurs didn't Roar????

Who is the last person that ever heard a dinosaur? Exactly! So why do we think they roar?
What if they quacked like a duck? Or squeeked like a mouse? Or blabbered?
Maybe some dinosaurs evolved to live with us and aren't extinct at all. Maybe they eat chocolate Teddy Grahams for breakfast and run around grabbing anything they can reach.
Sure, no one's seen a T Rex in some time, but did you ever look for a Blabbersaurus? I bet you've seen one, or may even have one living in house!!!!
Blabbersaurus are sly little creatures. When they don't want to be noticed, they don't make a sound. They diligently go about their business of exploration; quietly burying treasure in unsuspecting places...like the refridgerator, or the carpet, or in under the pillow in your bed.
Sometimes they wake you up suddenly from a dream! Blabbering loudly about it being time to wake up and then running out of the room before they can be indentified. "Blabber Blabber Blabber. Get out of bed. Blabber. Blabber."
Blabbersauraus are messy eaters too. And amazingly picky for being so small and unable to provide for themselves. Most like crackers and chocolate milk, and like to leave crumbs on the floor for other creatures that may stir in the night.
These dinosaurs can definitively detect color. They love bright colors and will decorate walls or floors if given the opporuntity. To a blabbersaurus, everything looks better with glue, glitter, paint, or kool aid on it.
While the blabbersaurus has no natural predators, it has developed a very sophisticated mechanism to conceal its indentity.
On rare occaision, when you catch the prehistoric creature running around, tearing up your house, filling your head with nonsense... the Blabbersaurus does the most unusual thing.
It stops. Right where it stands. Looks at you. Smiles. And hits you with a hug and a kiss.
The hugs and kisses of a Blabbersaurus are intoxicating.
They make you forget everything you thought you saw.
All the destruction. All the noise.
And you go on...forgetting that you ever saw one of these little creatures in your house.
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Saturday, September 26, 2009 3:03:15 PM (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)
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